Top 10 Public Radio Pledge Drive Premiums
In honor of the end of the KCRW summer pledge drive, here's a list of the top 10 subscriber premiums that should have been offered but weren't:
1. Incorrectly half-completed book of word jumbles filled out by a very intoxicated Puzzlemaster Will Shortz
($75 premium)
2. Dinner for 3 at French café, "Ménage à Yum" and one night in the "bridal suite" at Le Motel Huit Superbe
($300 premium)
3. "Fuck Scientology" coffee mug
($25 premium plus legal fees)
4. CD - Digitally remastered "Sha-Doo-Bee Shatnered!" William Shatner sings the hits of the Rolling Stones in the style of the Tuvan Throat Singers
($50 premium)
5. Cookbook - "Chopped Liver and Chocolate: Discarded Recipes From the Files of Good Food"
($75 premium)
6. Hipster brunch for 2 at Silverlake's own Le Greasé Mullét"
($100 premium)
7. "A Thomas Guide to the Human Heart: DIY Manual for Home Cardiac Surgery" by Dr. Michael Wilkes, host of NPR's A Second Opinion
($125 premium plus basic malpractice coverage)
8. Box for 4 at the Hollywood Bowl for "Boxing at the Hollywood Bowl" Complete with picnic dinner that includes raw eggs, protein bars and BulkStacker brand energy drink, courtesy of Mickey's Gym
($275 premium)
9. Lunch for 1 at "Asparagus, Beans and Coffee" vegan cafe and 6 month membership to Match.com
($100 premium)
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