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        <title>Supreme Court Press</title>   
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 <div>Yesterday was the <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082382/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_0">first Monday in October</span></a>,
and that means the Supreme Court is back in session . . . which should
give them plenty of time to deal with things that have piled up over
the summer before they have to decide the next <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_1">Presidential election</span> in
November.<br />
<br />
Speaking of the election, the second <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_2" style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Presidential Debate</span> is tonight.&#160; Odds are it won&#39;t be nearly as funny as the <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_3" style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Vice Presidential
debates</span>, but we can hope.&#160; And if that&#39;s not the &quot;hope&quot; that the
Obama-Biden ticket offers, maybe it&#39;s the hope that McCain will
actually show his legendary temper on stage.&#160; Don&#39;t get me wrong, I&#39;d
hate to see anything horrible happen to the man, but that&#39;s mostly
because I think there are enough stupid people in this country to give
<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_4" style="border-bottom: medium none; background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;">Sarah Palin</span> the sympathy vote if tragedy were to befall the man.&#160; That
being said, how cool would it be if McCain exploded on stage?&#160; Not
figuratively, but if he <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGVkHl-nBhE" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><em><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_5">literally</span></em></a> exploded.&#160; Two words, people: Awe and Some.&#160; <br />
<br />
Then again, if McCain did <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_6">explode</span></a>
on stage, he might win the election anyway, because really, how the
hell do you follow that?&#160; Maybe that&#39;s why he wouldn&#39;t look at <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_7">Senator
Obama</span> in the first debate . . . because he knew that to do so would
make him blow up and he wants to save that for the final debate.<br />
<br />
Of course, this hasn&#39;t kept the campaign itself from going up in flames like a <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3450577117908298946&amp;ei=0qvqSJvMGYb-qAPh_pT4Cw&amp;vt=lf&amp;hl=en" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_8">cheap Halloween costume</span></a>.&#160;
As <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_9">John McCain</span> has already explained, when he says &quot;<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_10" style="border-bottom: 1px dashed rgb(0, 102, 204); cursor: pointer;">fundamentals of the
economy</span>,&quot; he means &quot;American workers.&quot;&#160; And today, with the Dow closing
under 10,000 for the first time in years, I believe that the
&quot;<span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_11">fundamentals of the economy</span>&quot; are pissed.&#160; Or possibly <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/10/06/california.murder.suicide/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"><span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1223398262_12">despondent</span></a>.&#160;
Of course, before this election cycle, I was pretty sure that the
&quot;Fundamentals of the Economy&quot; was a psychedelic acid-rock band from the
early 70&#39;s.&#160; <br />
<br />
And now the McCain-Palin ticket is campaigning on the promise of
change.&#160; I truly believe that if elected, they will bring change.&#160;
Unfortunately for them, I believe I&#39;m in the majority of Americans who
would prefer &quot;foldin&#39; money.&quot;<br />
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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        <title>Top 10 Public Radio Pledge Drive Premiums</title>   
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<p></p><p>In honor of the end of the <a href="http://subscribe.kcrw.com/subscribe.php">KCRW summer pledge drive</a>, here&#39;s a list of the top 10 subscriber premiums that should have been offered but weren&#39;t:</p><p>1. Incorrectly half-completed book of word jumbles filled out by a very intoxicated <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4473090">Puzzlemaster Will Shortz</a><br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($75 premium)</p><p>2. Dinner for 3 at French café, &quot;Ménage à Yum&quot; and one night in the &quot;bridal suite&quot; at <a href="http://www.super8.com/Super8/control/home">Le Motel Huit Superbe</a><br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($300 premium)</p><p>3. &quot;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCbKv9yiLiQ">Fuck Scientology</a>&quot; coffee mug<br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($25 premium plus legal fees)</p><p>4. CD - Digitally remastered &quot;Sha-Doo-Bee Shatnered!&quot;&#160; William Shatner sings the hits of the Rolling Stones in the style of the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTCJ5hedcVA">Tuvan Throat Singers</a><br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($50 premium)</p><p>5. Cookbook - &quot;Chopped Liver and Chocolate: Discarded Recipes From the Files of <a href="http://almostfit.com/2008/04/11/friday-recipe-video-evan-kleimans-simple-mushroom-soup/">Good Food</a>&quot;<br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($75 premium)</p><p>6. Hipster brunch for 2 at <a href="http://www.silverlakechamber.com/">Silverlake&#39;s</a> own Le Greasé Mullét&quot;<br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($100 premium)<br />
 <div><br />7. &quot;A Thomas Guide to the Human Heart: DIY Manual for Home <a href="http://www.nwheartcenter.com/learning/openheart.html#operating">Cardiac Surgery</a>&quot; by Dr. Michael Wilkes, host of NPR&#39;s A Second Opinion<br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($125 premium plus basic malpractice coverage)<br />

 <div><br />8. Box for 4 at the <a href="http://www.hollywoodbowl.com/">Hollywood Bowl</a> for &quot;Boxing at the Hollywood Bowl&quot;&#160; Complete with picnic dinner that includes raw eggs, protein bars and BulkStacker brand energy drink, courtesy of Mickey&#39;s Gym<br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($275 premium)<br /><br />9. Lunch for 1 at &quot;<a href="http://www.wisegeek.com/why-does-asparagus-make-some-peoples-urine-smell-funny.htm">Asparagus</a>, <a href="http://www.heptune.com/farts.html">Beans</a> and <a href="http://www.helpforibs.com/news/newsletter/greekfish121703.html#askheather">Coffee</a>&quot; vegan cafe and 6 month membership to Match.com<br />&#160;&#160;&#160; ($100 premium)<br />

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        <title>Summer Games, Make Me Feel  . . . let me get back to you on that.</title>   
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<p><br />I don&#39;t want to rain on anyone&#39;s parade, but I&#39;ve been thinking about the Olympics and America&#39;s place in the world over the past week, and I&#39;ve been feeling . . . well, a bit underwhelmed.&#160; My pride in <a href="http://point-spreads.com/olympic-games/081208-michael-phelps-gold-medal-count.html">America&#39;s athletic achievements</a> is tempered by what we&#39;ve allowed our nation to become under the current administration.&#160; When President Bush spoke out against Russia&#39;s invasion of Georgia, I gotta say it kinda reminded me of those <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo">old anti-drug PSAs</a>. . .<br />&#160;<br />(President Bush walks in on Vladimir Putin and Dmitri Medvedev invading the former Soviet Republic of Georgia)</p><p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086999/">Bush II</a>:&#160; &quot;I can&#39;t believe you&#39;re doing this!&#160; Invading a sovereign nation based on a weak argument that you pumped up based on&#160; faulty evidence . . . Who taught you how to do this stuff?&quot;</p><p>Putin &amp; Medvedev:&#160; &quot;YOU, George, OK?&#160; <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/iraq-timeline/">We learned it from watching you!</a>&quot;</p><p>And at this point, I&#39;ve got to tell you how excited I am that Dmitri Medvedev is the Russian President because sometimes when I drink while I&#39;m watching the news, I can almost hear President Bush unknowingly quoting <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWP_rEWG2xk">President Merkin Muffley</a> while engaged in his special brand of diplomatacy . . . &quot;Well, it&#39;s good that you&#39;re fine and I&#39;m fine!&#160; I agree with you, it&#39;s great to be fine!&#160; Now, then Dmitri . . . &quot;</p><p>But I digress. . . </p><p>Some of the events that are part of the Summer Games aren&#39;t really summer games at all.&#160; Don&#39;t get me wrong, I love to watch table tennis when it&#39;s played at the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPkUvfL8T1I">supersonic speeds</a> we generally see in Olympic level competition, but when I was a kid, playing ping-pong during the summer was a sure way to get mom to suggest that we go outside and get some fresh air.&#160; Then you&#39;ve got the trampoline event.&#160; Again, fun to watch, but it&#39;s an indoor event.&#160; As a summer event, trampoline competition should really be held outside.&#160; Where athletes risk getting <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYT67eMimS0&amp;feature=related">hit by passing birds</a>.&#160; Really close to the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa1pIO4_lUY">skeet shooting</a> competition.&#160;&#160;  And speaking of the shooting events, I would have expected America to do much better than we did.&#160; I mean, it&#39;s not like we&#39;re<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ13CZ4Hekg"> teaching it in school</a>, but still. . . </p><p>No, I think that the summer games should include more <em>true</em> summer games.&#160; Games like kickball, tag or&#160; <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/09/AR2006090901105_pf.html">hide and seek</a>. At least in&#160; that last one, America would still be a strong contender for the  <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/07/13/state/n102200D32.DTL&amp;tsp=1">Silver</a> . . . maybe even the <a href="http://archive.salon.com/news/feature/2000/07/25/oj/">Bronze</a>. <br />
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        <title>No, we asked for tense races . . . NOT racial tension!</title>   
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<p><br />Aah, the spirit of the summer games . . . Now, anyone who knows me knows I&#39;m not the most politically correct person, but even I know that if you&#39;re going to be racially insensitive, you <em>have</em> to make sure the group you&#39;re insulting isn&#39;t going to find out about it.&#160; <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/aug/11/olympicsbasketball.olympics20081">Full page ad in a sports daily in your home country</a>?&#160; Sorta lacks the subtlety you might have been aiming for.&#160; And the real bitch of the whole thing is that 30 minutes after this photo was taken, they wanted to be racially insensitive again.</p><p>Strangely enough, the Olympic scandal involving the Spanish basketball team is being overshadowed by the <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/olympics/2545387/Beijing-Olympics-Faking-scandal-over-girl-who-sang-in-opening-ceremony.html">scandal</a> involving the little girl who allegedly soloed on the performance of <a href="http://blog.chinesehour.com/?p=1149"><em>Hymn to the Motherland</em></a> during the opening ceremonies.&#160; While we were all led to believe that Lin Miaoke was singing as she soared through the air behind her giant kite, she was actually lip synching to vocals pre-recorded by Yang Peiyi, who Chinese officials thought wasn&#39;t as aesthetically pleasing.</p><p>Now let me get this straight, the nation hosting the Olympics . .
. y&#39;know, the communist nation with an <a href="http://www.amnestyusa.org/our-priorities/china/page.do?id=1011134&amp;n1=3&amp;n2=884">atrocious human rights record</a>;
the one that supports rogue regimes like <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/26/world/asia/26cnd-myanmar.html?_r=1&amp;oref=slogin">Burma</a>, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3496731.stm">Sudan</a>, <a href="http://www.voanews.com/english/2008-08-11-voa57.cfm">North Korea</a> and
<a href="http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/world/iran/nuke.htm">Iran</a>? The place with <a href="http://www.canada.com/topics/news/story.html?id=c3ca20e2-2703-40aa-b4d1-d4fcacfd9787">less than stellar freedom of the press</a>, . . . they were less than honest with the world in their
representation of the great People&#39;s Republic?!?!&#160; Well, color me
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<p><br />
 <div><a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20203411,00.html">Angelina and Brad</a> probably have their hands full with the new twins, so we need to look to another celebrity with a history of adopting children who already have parents . . . say, <a href="http://www.myjoyonline.com/entertainment/200808/19304.asp">Madonna</a>!&#160; She&#39;s probably looking for something to keep her name in the headlines, but something that will help people forget about that whole <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,376883,00.html">nasty A-Rod business</a>.<br /><br />Madonna&#39;s friend Rosie O&#39;Donnell is <a href="http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/07/nbc-courting-ro.html">looking to get back into TV</a>, we know she loves her <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsZlkol_GQU">some show tunes</a>, and she <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0HtTReGt08">already speaks the language</a>, so how about the Rosie O&#39;Donnell Happy Family Fun Time Hour featuring Lin &amp; Yang!<br /><br />And hey, America already loves <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karaoke">Karaoke</a>, The Happy Family Fun Time Hour could start the new trend of &quot;LinMiaoke&quot; in which both the music <em>and</em> the vocals are provided for the performer!&#160; That kind of thing is already a <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancingwiththestars/index?pn=index">proven hit</a> with the kids!<br /><br />C&#39;mon folks, it&#39;s SO crazy, it just might work!<br /><br /></div><div><br /></div></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Advertising can be fun(ny)</title>   
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<p></p><div style="text-align: center"><br />On the left, the billboard for action-comedy <em>Tropic Thunder</em>.<br /><br />On the right, close-up of the same billboard, but now it seems to be lacking an ampersand.</div><div style="text-align: center">.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /></div><p></p><p>A long time ago, I used to work in radio.&#160; In addition to being on air as a DJ, I also wrote, produced and voiced radio ads.&#160; As a music geek, comedian and someone who enjoys radio if it&#39;s done well (which it usually isn&#39;t, but IMHO, Los Angeles has <a href="http://indie1031.com/">a great commercial station</a>, a <a href="http://www.kcrw.com/">fantastic public radio station</a>, and <a href="http://www.955klos.com/showdj.asp?DJID=1579">Jim Ladd&#39;s weeknightly rock odyssey</a> on another station) I approached radio advertising as a necessary evil.&#160; Stations have to pay their bills (and their employees) so, they&#39;re going to run ads.&#160; As long as it&#39;s something that has to be done, it may as well be enjoyable for the listener, as well as something that&#39;s fun to make.&#160; And if the listener stays tuned in for the ads I made, I&#39;m happy, the station&#39;s owners are happy, and most importantly, the advertiser is happy.</p><p>Occasionally, you&#39;d get a client that made you spin your wheels; coming up with several concepts, writing scripts and sometimes even production samples, only to decide to go with a simple read over a music bed.&#160; In one such case, I used <a href="http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&amp;sql=10:fzfyxqydldse">George Benson&#39;s cover of &quot;This Masquerade&quot;</a> as the music bed, fading the music up after the copy was read, so the first line of the song, &quot;Are we really happy here . . . &quot; was the last thing you heard in the ad.&#160; Not so surprisingly, the client didn&#39;t notice.&#160; They were just happy with the success of their little power play.&#160; Again, everybody wins.&#160; The client is happy, which makes the station&#39;s owners happy, and I get to keep my job while essentially
insulting an ignorant bastard in the public square on their dime.</p><p>So when I see an ad like the billboard campaign for the movie <em><a href="http://www.tropicthunder.com/">Tropic Thunder</a></em>, in which Robert Downey Jr. plays an actor who undergoes a controversial process to make him look like an African-American, I do a little happy dance inside.&#160; I know how closely studios scrutinize advertising materials, but I also know about the politics that go into the order stars are billed on these materials as well.&#160; So, is this an example of something the studios overlooked in order to please the three stars of the movie?&#160; Is it an example of a vengeful art director along the lines of a <a href="http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Disney/Mermaid.html">rumored phallic symbol</a> in the art for the Disney release <em>The Little Mermaid</em>?&#160; I couldn&#39;t tell you.&#160; But I can tell you that I&#39;m amazed no one else has caught on to this yet.</p><p>In other news, President Bush spoke out against Russia&#39;s incursion into Georgia, adding that if the Russians make it to Atlanta, they&#39;re Ted Turner&#39;s problem.<br /></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Beating their asses in organized sports isn&#39;t going to make the world hate us any less.  U.S.A!</title>   
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 <div>Holy crap, did you watch the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj02cagXQn0">opening ceremony</a> for the Beijing Olympics last night?&#160; As the kids say, DAAAAAAAAAMN!&#160; Held in the gigantic stadium known as the Bird&#39;s Nest, presumably for their soup, the ceremony started with 2008 drummers in glammed out versions of traditional Chinese dress, beating their drums with glowing drumsticks.&#160; Best . . . rave . . . ever!<br /><br />The drummers were followed by soldiers marching the flag of the Republic of China out to the strains of their National Anthem known as <a href="http://www.national-anthems.net/CH">&quot;San Min Chu-i&quot;</a> or in English, &quot;Suck it, Tibet!&quot; <br /><br />The ceremony featured sections to honor the three schools of thought in China, Confucianism, a philosophy based on the teachings of Confucius; Buddhism, a philosophy based on the teachings of the Buddha; and Taoism, which is a philosophy based in the fluctuating nature of the Chinese market - also known as the Tao Jones Index.<br /><br />Of course, the opening ceremony was sporadically interrupted by commercials for the building blocks of every Olympian athlete&#39;s diet; McDonalds, Coca Cola and Budweiser (The Great American Lager . . . now brewed by Belgians), as well as ads for Exxon/Mobil (Corporate Motto: Hand Over Your Wallets, Bitches!) and some computer that isn&#39;t a Mac.&#160; While I understand that NBC has to pay the bills, the ads completely disrupted the flow of the proceedings.&#160; I only hope that the opening ceremony is released for sale on DVD, though something tells me that the DVD will be overpriced and subsequently <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20254745/">recalled</a> due to it&#39;s high content of lead based paint.<br /><br />Looking ahead, past the 2012 games in London; Madrid, Rio de Janerio, Tokyo and Chicago are the four finalists to host the 2016 Olympics.&#160; Although I would swell with civic pride if Chicago got the hosting gig, I think <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7FZsvImbBY">Godzilla vs. Rodan</a> would be a much more intriguing theme for the opening ceremony than <a href="http://www.chicagohistory.org/fire/oleary/">Mrs. O&#39;Leary&#39;s Cow </a>vs. the whole fucking city.&#160; Then again, there&#39;s something to be said about the possibility of a <a href="http://www.cirquedusoleil.com/">CIrque Du Soleil</a> re-enactment of the 1968 Democratic Convention Riots featuring the <a href="http://www.blueman.com">Blue Man Group</a>.&#160; Of course, we can&#39;t rule out potential ceremonies in Madrid with the theme &quot;For the last time, we are NOT Europe&#39;s Mexico!&quot; or Rio&#39;s salute to Carnival and the nation&#39;s most popular export, the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKRKo113xwA">Brazilian Wax</a>.&#160; The anticipation mounts!<br /><br />Having absolutely nothing to do with mounting; After American Idol runner-up <a href="http://www.clayaiken.com/">Clay Aiken</a> became a father this week, his fan club (affectionately known as the Clay-mates) has adopted the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOA-ZRhZjcY">turkey baster</a> as their official symbol.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Reille Hunter&#39;s Not My Lover . . . Oh wait . . .but the kid&#39;s still not my son.</title>   
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 <div>Y&#39;know, I had planned today&#39;s entry to be all about the deteriorating bag of tomatoes in my kitchen under the heading &quot;Peer Pressure in the Vegetable Kingdom&quot; in which the bag of rotting tomatoes served as a metaphor for the American media, and then said media ran the story about John Edwards&#39; spot on impression of former President Bill Clinton.&#160; Well, maybe not &quot;spot on,&quot; but that&#39;s only because of the lack of a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky">blue dress</a> to bear the spot.<br /><br />Possibly more shocking than the affair itself is the fact that the <a href="http://www.nationalenquirer.com/">National Enquirer</a> actually broke the story.&#160; While our nation&#39;s great newspapers rage, rage against the dying of the light, they&#39;re getting their asses handed to them on a silver platter by a craptacular tabloid that dwells in the gutter and tempts passersby from the impulse buy racks at supermarkets across the country.&#160; But the scariest thing about the Enquirer breaking the story about John Edwards&#39; affair, is that I&#39;m now forced to question my doubts about the existence of the <a href="http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/">Bat Boy</a>.<br /><br />For the record, I know that the tomato is actually considered a fruit rather than a vegetable, but I feared that some readers may get the wrong idea from a piece titled &quot;Peer Pressure in the World of Fruits.&quot;<br /><br />Though the news of the affair effectively takes Edwards of the short list for Democratic VP candidates, you can bet the Republicans will try and use this to impugn the entire Democratic party.&#160; When this inevitably happens, I hope someone in the party has the balls to respond by asking John McCain <a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/la_times_questions_mccains_div.html">how married he was</a> when he started dating his current wife, Cindy. . . y&#39;know, the one he refers to by that cute <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/aug/08/johnmccain.gender">pet name</a>?<br /><br />On a totally different note, regarding yesterday&#39;s entry, the second beer Lil&#39; Agnes brought was cool and refreshing, but as I mentioned, I can&#39;t really say much about it beyond that.<br /><br />Gotta go get my inoculation against <a href="http://en.beijing2008.cn/">Olympic fever</a>.&#160; Peace, out.&#160; Kill Whitey.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>L.A. also stands for Lying Asswipes . . .</title>   
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 <div>I&#39;ve lived in Los Angeles for about 8 1/2 years, but I still call Chicago home.&#160; Growing up, my parents, my sister and I would come out to California almost every year to visit family in the valley and spend time with my grandparents who spent their winters in Palm Springs.&#160; Always a great time, with the possible exception of the year I gave my sister and our cousins chicken pox, but I never had the desire to live in L.A.&#160; But when I was offered one of those jobs you don&#39;t say no to, I loaded up the truck and I moved to Beverly (Hills adjacent, that is . . .swimming pools, medical marijuana dispensaries . . .)<br /><br />When people ask me if I LOVE Los Angeles, I often tell them, &quot;Sure . . . in the same way that you love a retarded stepchild.&quot;&#160; I&#39;ve been thinking about this statement a great deal recently, and I don&#39;t think it&#39;s really fair.&#160; Mainly because I&#39;ve never been married to a woman with a developmentally disabled child from a previous relationship.&#160; Earlier this week, I considered finding such a woman to marry, but I don&#39;t think it would be fair to her or the child.&#160; Either way, I&#39;m pretty sure my description of my adoration for the city is spot on.&#160; I mean, Los Angeles can be lots of fun, but it can also provide endless frustration and often does.&#160; And just when you think you&#39;re ready to throw in the towel, your heart is thawed by the goofy grin she gets on her face when she brings you a cold beer from the fridge.<br /><br />Little Agnes (L.A. . . ooh, I&#39;m so clever) brought me two beers today.&#160; The first came in the form of <a href="http://indie1031.com/">Indie 103.1</a> broadcasting a Sex Pistols concert recorded at the Isle of Wight festival earlier this year.&#160; I truly believe that this is an amazing time to be a music geek in your mid-late 30&#39;s because half of the bands you loved but were too young to see when you were a kid are reunited and touring (not to mention the ones who&#39;ve stuck it out all these years,) and for the other half, there are bands that have copped their sound, but do it amazingly well (I&#39;m looking at you, <a href="http://www.interpolnyc.com/">Interpol</a> and <a href="http://www.editorsofficial.com/">Editors</a> . . . )&#160; On that note, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/readythejet">Ready The Jet</a> kicked some serious ass last night.&#160; If you were ever a fan of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCsker_D%C3%BC"></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMe15tWC6gc">Hüsker Dü</a><em></em>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXFiycUbG3I">Sugar</a> or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxLpEX2bt8w">Dinosaur Jr.</a>, you really need to check them out.&#160; (Disclosure: The Dr. is a friend and fan of the band, but would dig their tunes even if he didn&#39;t know them personally)&#160; Of all the sounds from the 80&#39;s and 90&#39;s that have come back in the form of new bands, I&#39;m kinda surprised at the lack of folks revisiting that fast, crunchy power-pop sound that RTJ is rockin&#39;; especially considering the size of the crowds I&#39;ve jostled with at Dinosaur Jr. and Bob Mould shows over the past couple years.&#160; But I digress.<br /><br />I&#39;ll be getting that second beer from Little Agnes later today.&#160; I&#39;m not sure I&#39;m supposed to be talking about it just yet, so let me just say that it&#39;s the kind of thing that&#39;s pretty specific to L.A. and I think it&#39;s going to be way fun.&#160; But isn&#39;t that what we usually think about the potential of the next beer?&#160; Hey, sometimes there&#39;s true evil hiding behind Little Agnes&#39; smile . . . the kind of evil that rips your freshly thawed heart from your chest and stomps it into the sidewalk while Little Agnes maniacally laughs her creepy, retarded laugh.<br /><br />What can I say, sometimes I love Los Angeles like a trailer park wife loves her drunk abusive husband.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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